My favorite paragraph of the day comes from Jonah Goldberg's article, Obama's Tough Talk Is a Real Kick.
"Any day now, after thorough interagency review, the Standing Committee for Posterior Selection will have given provisional approval for a working list of asses for POTUS to kick with an OSHA-approved shoe. Alas, final environmental-impact statements are pending. But once that hurdle is cleared, the president will focus like a laser on ass-kicking."
I wish I had invested in those Obama Action Figures.