3 1/2 Time-Outs-Tuesday....a "Firsts" Edition.

Is it Tuesday again, already? You know what that means......another 3 1/2 Time Outs Tuesday.

1)
Yesterday, I relayed the news that Newsweek had declared Obama the first gay POTUS. Today, Dana Milbank opines in the Washington Post that Obama is the first female President.Evidently, Milbank was unaware that Kathleen Parker had done the same in 2010.

2)
The Atlantic Wire has gone so far as to announce that Obama is "Our First Gay-Female-Hispanic-Asian-Jewish President".

3)
At least President Obama isn't our first vampire President. Should he be elected this fall, that honor would befall Mitt Romney.

1/2)
I wonder if anyone has thought to call Obama the first illegal alien President?