Thursday, June 28, 2007

Hillary Clinton tries to Flex Her Political Muscle


One of the odder affects of the Heywood Jadoit Affair has been the change it has brought about in President Bush's over-all approval rating.Almost immediately after Canada increased troop levels on the U.S. - Canadian border, George Bush went into action.After it was announced that Mr. Bush and PM Harper would be meeting in "Reykjavik, Iceland for a no-holds-barred,champeenship, best 2 out of 3, arm-rasslin' contest." his rating with the American people went through the roof. Never in American history has a President's rating been this high at this closing stage of his term in office.
Of course, none of this is lost on the candidates seeking election in the 2008 Presidential race....particularly, Hillary Clinton.It's well known that her husband, former President Bill Clinton, governed strictly by the poll numbers and there's no doubt that she will follow in his footsteps.
Hours after the announcement of the "Rasslin' n Reykjavik" Mrs. Clinton was on the floor of the U.S. House looking for potential arm wrestling challengers in order for her to flex her muscle. She told reporters,"If it takes an arm rassler to run this great country, then I'll show the people that I have what it takes. I can beat any body.....man or woman."She later pointed out that she was the champion of her university mud wrestling squad and she said,"If it means I need to mud wrestle PM Harper's wife, I can do that too."
She later posted a photo on her website showing her performance during the mud wrestling match between Harvard and Yale during her final year.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Canadian/U.S. Crisis Averted?

It seems hardly worth mentioning.With news traveling across the world via the Internet at incredible speed,I'm sure there isn't a person out there with access to the web that hasn't already heard the news.But,the Heywood Jadoit affair has been the topic of this blog for more than a week, so it is only fitting that I remark on this......old news or not.
As I'm sure everyone worldwide knows by now, President Bush and Canadian PM Harpo Harlow Harley Davidson Harper
held a joint press conference today and announced what may well turn out to be the solution to the problem facing the two countries.
So in the interest of keeping a consistent record of the events, I'm putting in a link to the news report concerning their announcement here.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Canadian PM Explains

In yesterday's blog entry I was critical of Canada's PM for his failure to attend the meeting in Vatican City between Bush and the Pope.The meeting was held in an attempt to settle the so- called "Heywood Jadoit Affair" and the growing tensions between the two countries.
Early this morning I received an email from the Prime Minister urging me to try and understand his side.In the interest of fair play, I will copy the email here for all to read and judge for themselves.

From:
pm@pm.gc.ca
To: sorryalltheclevernamesaretaken@blogspot.com
Cc:
Bcc:
Subject: Papal Conference
Date: Monday, June 26,2007 3:30 AM

Hi,
First,I'd like to tell you how much I enjoy reading you blog.I never miss it.I
find your posts to be both entertaining and thought provoking.
Secondly,I appreciate the work you've done on behalf of Canadian Heywood Jadoit.
In your blog today, you took me to task for failing to attend the recent conference
held in Vatican City......even going so far as to say that I was "dissing" not only the President of the United States but Pope Benedict XVI
as well.I assure you that that was not my intention.I am sending a link to the
Canadian Govt.website
so that you and your many readers can understand why I did not attend.
I hope you will see fit to put this link up on your blog.
Thank you,
Stephen Harper

So, anyone interested in reading the PM's explanation can click here.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Pope Benedict Pleads for Peace

This weekend, as the two North American superpowers nations edged closer to war, Pope Benedict XVI asked Canada and the United States to look for another solution to the crisis over the Heywood Jadoit affair.Leaders from around the world came to Vatican City this Sunday to confer with His Holiness on the matter. However,conspicuous by his absence was Canadian Prime Minister Harpo Marx Harper Stephenson Stephen Harper.
I know that the PM is a fan of this blog....I know he is reading it; so I call on him to explain why he felt the need to diss the Pope and George Bush by failing to attend the Papal conference.Perhaps he will send an email my way.
Internet News Network had a great article on the meetings in Rome and the link to that article can be found here.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Canada prepares

Within the past few days,the problems between the U.S. and Canada have escalated, possibly to the point of no return.It has been reported that Canadian troops have amassed along the border in preparation for invasion of the U.S.
The Canadian Govt. has asked for the immediate release of Canadian national,Heywood Jadoit who is currently in the Whitfield, Co. jail in the American state of Georgia.
For more details, a link has been added for the news article. click here.