Friday, March 13, 2009

Quiz Day.

Yesterday afternoon, while wandering about the blogosphere , I came upon a blog written by a typical Liberal Socialist Commie Bastard "Progressive".
I didn't bother to bookmark the blog....I can't provide a link to it. I suppose, if I wanted to take the effort, I could locate the url by going through my browser's history. I don't think so.

I only mention the blog because it had a link to a quiz [How Progressive Are You?]. The blog's writer scored over 300 on the quiz (as did a couple of his readers who left comments).
I'm proud to say that my score was a 96. According to a chart on the quiz website, my 96 puts me as more Conservative than even the dreaded "Conservative Republican"......a number so low, it doesn't even make the chart.
You can take the quiz by going to the link above.

While you're at can also take the Pirate Name quiz I found on LarryD's (or should I say,Iron Harry Cash ?) blog.

Oh yeah, the pirate quiz reminds me of a joke.

Question: Why couldn't the 12 year old boy get in to see the pirate movie?

Answer: It was rated arr!

Update: the html for the pirate quiz has.....huh...jumped ship.Wait !! Now it's back !!!
Looks like mutiny.

My pirate name is:

Iron Roger Cash

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from
part of the network


LarryD said...

That's a funny joke, Robert, and thanks for the link.

FYI - if you want to fix the text section of the pirate name badge, go into the html and look for the section describing the text location. Set "left" to 0, and it should locate the text to the center of the badge.

Have a great weekend!!

LarryD said...

That "progressive" scale shows Catholics at 210. I wonder where Real Catholics would score...probably close to where you scored.

LarryD said...

ok, this is the last comment today on this post. I promise!

I scored an 89. Man, I'm a more ruthless cold-hearted bastard than you! Ha ha

Robert said...

89 !?!? arrggg!!
Are you sure you didn't cheat !!!!!

Anonymous said...

mine was 171/400

Robert said...

171 is respectable.

Al said...

I got a 72.But what else would you expect from Mad Tom Kidd?

Bluntly, the quiz is so slanted towards what it calls progressive, but is really liberal that it makes a moderate like me look uberconservative.

Matt said...


I suppose this makes me a hippie-liberal compared to your any case, i just had to use my CONSCIENCE! ;)