Hours after learning of Angeles Duran's claim of ownership of the Sun, former Vice President, Al Gore has filed a law suit against the woman for damages caused by global warming."I'm seriously considering adding Spain in our suit", Gore told reporters. "Duran will be collecting fees from users of solar energy and she says she'll be giving half the money to the Spanish government. She can't hide the money that easily."
At the press conference, one reporter pointed out to Gore that he had been claiming global warming was aggravated more by human activity rather than sunlight. "That was before the Sun had a clear-cut owner", Al said.
Sunowner, Angeles Duran could not be reached for comment on Gore's lawsuit.
News Source: Al Gore Sues Sun's Owner Over Global Warming.
15 comments:
Why not sue her for pain and suffering on a personal level? The sun burns your skin and for some ppl can be the cause of a car accident (blinding your eye for a moment)
This will get very good for lawyers.
I should sue her for not providing enough of sun to me here in the north and too much in summer.
BTW I was thinking of sueing that guy who owns the moon.
My girlfriend get crazy once a month when the moon is full.
So the owner should be held responibly and pay me for suffering every month.
The Sun is taken too ... back in 2001, I claimed it as my own property, to show how ridiculous the issue of "extraterrestrial real estate" is. See http://www.spacedaily.com/news/oped-02e.html ("Lawyer claims ownership of the Sun").
@ V.Pop,
Good thing Al didn't hear about your claim.....you'd be in the suit as well :}
hahaha, I really hope she tries to make people pay her the money they "owe" her. That would be hillarious.
after this, she will feel sorry on what she did. She now will count how much she have to pay for people is Sue her, because she cannot deliver good service of the sun. i need more sun for my solar system, atleast 20hour.. haha
I want the sun to shine at my house at 3:00 AM EST, and if she doesn't deliver, I'm going to sue.
Does anyone know her contact information? I have few complaints about the Sun, now I can address them to her. If she can't deal with them... well I might sue her. Just in case. She will make up her mind about charging people for using solar energy and such.
I will advise everyone who have ever been sunburnt to sue her. *evil laugh*
i'm gonna sue her....coz of sun, i have problem with my eyes....
anyone with me? email me @ duniabosan@gmail.com
You sure told her, Al Gore!
I think everyone with skin cancer from sun damage should sue her too.
Idiot.
You cannot own of sun.
If sun begin the solar strom and effect doing to Satellite have Damage we can to call to you for pay and repair satellite, you can doing if them beginning.
Idiot.
You cannot own of sun.
If sun begin the solar strom and effect doing to Satellite have Damage we can to call to you for pay and repair satellite, you can doing if them beginning.
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