Saturday, April 20, 2013
Latest News Devastates Progressives.
Progressives across the United States were devastated Friday upon learning that the two suspects wanted for the Boston Marathon bombing were Muslims. Liberal's hopes that the perpatrators would be right-wing domestic terrorists had been buoyed Thursday evening when photos released by police revealed that the two were a couple of white guys.
Viewing the world through a racial prism, the Progressives had failed to take into account that not all Islamic extremists are "dark-skinned".
Even after it was proven that the Boston bombing wasn't carried out by anti-tax, Tea Party supporters, Michael Moore celebrated the fact that he had correctly predicted the bombers would not be women.
No word so far on the Tsarnaev brother's views on abortion or same-sex marriage.