Thursday, October 30, 2008

Obama's Infomercial.

I couldn't resist. I had to watch Barack Obama's infomercial last night.
After watching it, I came to the conclusion that Obama isn't a socialist - as his critics have tried to paint him - but a utopianist (no, Virginia; a u-to-pianist is not a piano player for U2).
In 30 minutes, he promised everything to everybody in the United States.
Can't afford health care?
Don't worry......he'll provide it.
Are you unemployed or does your current job really suck?
Relax. Barack will see to it that a gazillion new and marvelous jobs are created right here in the good ol' U.S. of A.
Got milk?
That's OK ...... just grab hold of the Government teat.
With 21st century technology, we'll have cars that run on moonbeams and the problem of global warming climate change will evaporate.
And guess what? You'll get all this and pay less taxes too.
Unless, of course, you make more than $200,000 a year. In that case, you already have everything you's time for you to share, you selfish @#$@%^&*!


LarryD said...

I think the income ceiling on the tax break has been lowered to $150k now, Robert. But wait a few minutes, it's bound to go down again!

Dominique said...

Thighmasters for everyone!

Joe of St. Thérèse said...

my last check it was 75k, lol...I'm still waiting on my big flat screen tv from Obama, LOL!

Robert said...

if it keeps getting lower.......I may have to start paying taxes.
( will they let you have a flat screen TV at your place, Joe?)

Joe of St. Thérèse said...

yeps, they will...the joys of being on the lower floor, lol.