Thursday, April 2, 2009

Kelvin Williams. Part Eight.

After I posted part seven in the Kelvin Williams series, the emails from Kelvin stopped.
I continued to try and bait him with emails from Lucy and even introduced a new character to try to get him to respond.

I was beginning to think that I had gone too far with the photo of Misty (click on this at your own risk).

Much to my surprise, the emails from Kelvin started to trickle back in on Monday......so it's all back up and running.
I have a backlog of correspondence. To prevent this from being a burden to read, I've decided to post these new emails in two parts.....eight and nine.
These emails are not as funny as some from the previous parts, but we need to get back up to speed.

Friday, March 27, 2009 6:57 PM
From: Lamont Sanford
To: kelvin.williams10@gmail.com
Dear Mr. Williams,
My name is Lamont Sanford. I am the only son of Mr. Fred Sanford.
I understand that you have......or have had....some sort of business with my father.
It is my sad duty to tell you that my dear father has died.
He and I had traveled far from our home to attend the funeral of my father's sister. While we were in this far away city, my father found it necessary to fetch his niece from the hospital there.
As he was escorting her from the hospital, an ice cream delivery truck driver lost control of his vehicle and ran over my father and my cousin. Both were killed instantly.

As Mr Sanford's only son, I have inherited his business and property. I understand you have some business with him, although I do not know the nature of this business.
If you would like to continue this business with me, please send me information so I can preview the arrangement.
I'm looking forward to hearing from you soon.
Lamont Sanford.

Monday, March 30, 2009 10:24 AM
From: kelvin.williams10@gmail.com
To: Lamont Sanford
Hello,Lamont
I am Mr. Kelvin Williams and i am very sorry to gear this and i will greatly urge you to accept my sympathy.
I am the Manager of the ATM department in my bank and i have your father ATM card which his fund of 10.5 million US$ is loaded with and your father has been contacted to contact me so he can get his ATM card and he has sent me all the details needed for verification and it has being verified by me and it shows that he his the rightful owner of the ATM card and at this point all that is remaining before the ugly incident is for him to go and make the payment which is 370$ demanded by the courier company who are going to ship the ATM card to him.So if you wish to reclaim what belong to you, you have to mail me back as soon as you got my mail.

Best of Regards
Mr. Kelvin Williams

Monday, March 30, 2009 10:50 AM
From: kelvin.williams10@gmail.com
To: Lamont Sanford
Hello,Lamont
I just want to tell you that i forget to attach my ID to my previous mail and i got it attached to this one please download it for confirmation reason.
THANKS
Mr. Kelvin Williams

[Note: The ID is the same as the one previously sent to Fred.]

Wednesday, April 1, 2009 5:46 AM
From: kelvin.williams10@gmail.com
To: Lamont Sanford
Hello
how are you doing? it has being a while i heard from you, i have told the Board of Director about the accident and they told me to inform you that you continue with the process of getting the ATM card started by your late fahter so am waiting for your acceptance to continue so kindly mail me back so i can inform the Board about the new update.
THANKS
Mr. Kelvin Willliams

Wednesday, April 1, 2009 9:56 AM
From: Lamont Sanford
To: kelvin.williams10@gmail.com
Hello Mr. Williams,
I am sure you realize that I have been preoccupied these past few days. I am sorry that I have not been able to reply to your emails sooner.
I am looking forward to working with you to obtain the ATM card.
Please let me know what I can do to expedite this matter.
Lamont

Thursday, April 2, 2009 6:50 AM
From: kelvin.williams10@gmail.com
To: Lamont Sanford
Attn:Lamont
How are you doing? i saw your mail and i want to assure that the ATM card loaded with your is ready and all you have to do now is for you to go and make the payment for the delivery charge which is $350 stated by the courier company who are going to ship your ATM card to your step with no further delay,so go and make the payment to the western union payment information as soon as possible in order for you to get the ATM card as earlier as possible.
NOTE:you don't have to discuss this with any other person except me so all due procedure can be executed perfectly.


KINDLY SEND THE MTCN NUMBER TO MY EMAIL

Payment Information
Western Union information
Senders Name :
Receiver Name : Tonia Utomi
Address :Lagos/Nigeria
Amount:$350
Text Question : color
Answer : Blue
MTCN----------------------------

My Regards to you and your family
Mr. Kelvin Williams

Thursday, April 2, 2009 8:17 AM
From: Lamont Sanford
To: kelvin.williams10@gmail.com
Dear Mr. Williams,
Pardon me, but I am a little confused.
I have been looking over the ID you sent to me and there is a problem.
You tell me your name is Kelvin Williams but your ID is for Kevin Williams.
Are you Kelvin or Kevin?
I believe you should explain this right away.
Lamont.

PART ONE PART TWO PART THREE PART FOUR PART FIVE PART SIX PART SEVEN PART EIGHT PART NINE PART TEN PART ELEVEN

2 comments:

LarryD said...

Hey Kelvin - which is it? $260? $370? $350?

Robert said...

In a yet to be posted email, Kelvin explains why his ID has the wrong spelling.....my next question to him will be about the differences in the fees.