Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Scammer Grammar


I love email scammers.

It amazes me that these scammers believe anyone would fall for the crap they put forward. I received an email this morning from "Willie Chester" which tops my list for worst email scam of the year.

Can any native English speaker believe that the creator of this particular email is intelligent enough to have a job as a "Foreign operation manager" ?

I post the email exactly as it was sent to me:

MONEY GRAM OFFICE ARKANSAS /ADDRESS 1920 S Arkansas St·
WELCOME TO MONEY GRAM TRANSFER WORLDWIDE:

Attention My Dear Customer,

 How are you today together with your family, This office write to inform you that your e-mail is well received and not too well understood to us, because you and i know that since the authority has sign and stamp that no money should be taking out from your total $400,000.00 {Four Hundred Thousand united States Dollars} until you received it complete.

This office don't have any (RIGHT) to deduct any money from your total fund since the authority has sign that, so my dear we advice you to try your possible best and see what to do and send the needed fee of $80.00 only in order to enable the Homeland Security go ahead and obtain the needed document on your behalf, because that is the only thing holding you as of now to start picking up your payment and you know that your first payment of $8000 is online waiting for you to pick up as soon as you send the needed fee of $80.00 to obtain the needed document on your behalf today.

We are waiting for your immediate respond once you Received this Mail and forward your details to us such as:

1. FULL NAMES:
2. COUNTRY:
3. STATE:
4. DIRECT PHONE NO:
5. AGE:

Yours Sincerely,

Willie Chester
Foreign operation manager
United States (USA)

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